About Me

Hello world! I’m Ben, or better known among Carlton circles as A Big Ol’ Doofus. I’ve been a passionate Carlton supporter my whole life, and love writing about sport, especially the AFL. I’m also passionate about basketball, music and music production, and video games, but that’s mostly irrelevant to this blog.

This website is an outlet for my writings and ramblings about the game we all love, and the Carlton football club. My writing style is a little unorthodox, but hopefully it provides something different from the usual fan blog. Hopefully you enjoy the pieces I write!

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